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  1. Barellron

    Thunderbolts* (2025)

    Planes mostly fly themselves and pilots are there to follow procedures and potentially do heroic shit 1 in every ~10000 times that the flight isn't completely uneventful. If you clap for the pilot you should jerk off your uber driver for making it to the airport, since you are both 100x more...
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    Predator: Badlands

    Yeah usually the whole "post pictures of mediocre-looking black women" meme is in response to Hollywood DEI-hiring ugly actresses. Doesn't really fit here, unless what you want is super sexy young looking Predators. I'm sure you guys can find that on some R34 sites though.
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    Furiosa (2024)

    Eye distance. It's why her facing off against Harry Melling in The Queen's Gambit was so fucking hilarious to me. Cyclops vs Gecko.
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    Helldivers II

    Not baffling because Japan has their own release package, as they do for a lot of games, because they have very specific restrictions around certain types of microtransactions.
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I just assume any new poster who says dumb shit is Kegkilla. I've been right about 75% of the time.
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    Lost Ark Online

    Yeah, every class can do 2x Chaos in 5 minutes or less now, including supports. DPS spend considerably more time in Guardians on average because Matchmaking is full of scrubs and fresh lvl 50 [New Class]es, Party Finder groups generally ignore on-ilvl DPS applicants, and supports get in...
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    Twitch.tv

    I mean, she isn't called "Morgpie" because she enjoys baking tarts. She's hoovered more unborn children than Planned Parenthood.
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    Lost Ark Online

    People say "you can't fix the support shortage by just adding a support class" but I bet a female Paladin (Slayer model) would do the trick with Lost Ark's audience.
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    Shōgun

    I thought it was just a very elaborate "all Asians look alike" joke played on the audience.
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    Last Epoch

    One of the most critical parts of the late game is tracking Hybrid Health (flat + % HP in 1 slot) in your loot filter and getting as many of those shards as you can to roll onto your armor pieces. Don't ignore all blue/yellow drops without a Hybrid Health filter above it. Use Runes of Removal...
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    If you had to pick one Christmas Album...

    Just this song on repeat.
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    Lost Ark Online

    The only hope for NA would be that normal Voldike is changed to drop (less) Legendary Elixirs. Supposedly it was KR basement dwellers complaining that hard modes weren't worth the effort that caused the giant power divide on Voldike in the first place. Hopefully we hear something by end of...
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    TAYLOR SWIFT | THE ERAS TOUR (2023)

    Williams? Atwell? Steinfeld?
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    Lost Ark Online

    전설 아바타 「영원」 to see the skins more completely. Another win for Destroyer, another loss for Sorc, another cape for Slayer. Pass.
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    Is there a collective amnesia around the fact that all these factions are taken directly from Mike Pondsmith's (a middle-aged black American) tabletop fantasy? Despite whatever his personal politics are, if you listen to him talk about the material, he's pretty fast and loose with the...
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    90s songs that were OK the first time, but gave you cancer after they were played nonstop for months

    Just change the thread title to Awesome 90s Music.
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    A while back some Tifa porn was shown in the Italian parliament (somebody joined the unsecured Skype call during COVID or something). Recently during some small SF6 tournament the host left his Chun-Li nude mod running while spectating.
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    Oppenheimer (2023)

    Sorry to interrupt the amateur hour History Channel thread but; - Saw the movie - It was excellent - Score was particularly great. Goransson lifts a bit from Jonny Greenwood on how the strings are used so if you like the musical atmosphere of There Will Be Blood this will feel familiar.
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    The Witcher

    Watching this show will convince you that writers should, in fact, be paid less.
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    Hot Ones

    All the Yucateco sauces are great. Decent heat and lots of flavor. Not a fan of most of the mild "Mexican" style sauces, Cholula to my taste is just high vinegar+salt and no burn. It's breakfast egg fodder in a pinch, basically Texas Pete for brown people. Aardvark makes a great jerk sauce...
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    Kraven the Hunter (2023)

    Beginning to think the whole shitty Multiverse arc is just an excuse to re-cast the same dozen dudes in all the Marvel movies.
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    Tenet (2020)

    Man's trying to explain Tenet through the lens of the Matrix 2 ending. A better lens would be hallucinogenic mushrooms.
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    Lost Ark Online

    Winning healing/shielding vs 1 other support means that the DPS in your party were face-tanking retards. Congrats, they put the bad DPS with the undergeared support.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Really reaching for that Hot Topic / K-Pop crossover gamer market. Associating Halsey with your brand is probably as good of an idea as dating her. Even Trent Reznor couldn't make her music tolerable.
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    Lost Ark Online

    Obligatory "I'll take your stuff". I'm on Azena, if you're done for good you can send to my Slayer - Jesseigh
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Anybody who played Mario Party on an N64 controller knows that those thumbstick caps with tiny raised details and sharp angles are a stupid fuckin idea. Enjoy your blisters.
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    Succession

    Kendall seemingly winning at every turn (except with his family), assembling allies and making power moves makes me think we are being set up for his dark secret to be brought to light right before the end. Show gets better every episode, hope they stick the landing.
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    Mortal Kombat 1

    2 Mortal 2 Kombat
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    Succession

    I was too. I think a worse show would've done exactly that. Then we'd get guilty apologetic Tom trying to make it up to her, blah blah blah. But this show just lets the knife stay in.
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    Succession

    I think it was very much in the show's mind when Tom said she is evil and probably shouldn't have children, and she froze up in response.
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    Hogwarts Legacy

    Gaming to trans people is like life - not interesting unless you can speedrun it.
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    NSA has infiltrated this website

    You need to have a serious talk with your shroom dealer.
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    NSA has infiltrated this website

    What the fuck (round 2).
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Nothing gets me rigid for a new game like a fatty with a moustache overselling the fun of +5 main stat.
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    Shadow and Bone

    Pretty sure that's Jacob Collier in a sundress.
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    Lost Ark Online

    I'm fully behind it and think it's a good change as well. Just being a little tongue-in-cheek about the nature of NA support players. I haven't seen a DPS in Brel party finder with less than 5x3 in over a month. Granted I only do 1-4 or 1-6 lately, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one in...
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    Lost Ark Online

    No. It's an all-or-nothing system. Think of it like Book of Coordination with a restriction of 4x3. You get the stats of your jewelry but none of the engravings matter. So you just stack high quality Swift/Spec until you get real replacements. Fully anticipating that the day the event ends...
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    The Video Thread

    Both of these videos are for you;
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    Peter Pan & Wendy (2023)

    Nice. Pedro Pan and Twerkerbell.
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    The Last of Us

    Post-show commentary is a cancer and a crutch for the modern (shitty) TV writer. TLoU is good so far, but you can be sure that if an episode ever jumps the shark they will Jedi handwave an explanation of it in the after-episode commentary. Remember, this is the same content that brought us "So...