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So, Dr. Lola Dirk then...

People I know that did not vote, but are protesting the election results. Votes do matter! You millennial fucks.

You, fucking, monster.

Interview for a new job, entry level IT position. Meet Director of Infrastructure, dude is awesome. Meet operations manager, dude is sage and I end up looking forward to learning a ton of stuff from him. Go to work first day, direct supervisor is a straight up feminist SJW bluehair. She...

Yes

I can't believe they are dumb enough to get into bed with Brad again.

http://www.amazon.com/Recycled-Grani...eywords=PAVERS http://www.amazon.com/Black-Walnut-L...eywords=LUMBER

Eh, in general Comcast is wonderful, right up until you have to actually deal with the company for anything.

I would gladly have people hate me and not get me in exchange for millions of dollars.

How limited is the free to play? Does the subscription offer enough to enjoy the game or do you still have to spend a bunch of money to enjoy the game even with subscription?

I have a lot of things that I dislike about Elite. However, it is entirely possible that Elite fixes that shit and turns into something decent before SC is even a shell of a complete game.

I ran out of Kahlua for my Black Russians. So now I have to drink my vodka on the rocks and the only food I have to drunk snack on is left-over prime rib. FML

Maybe, anything is possible in a J49 story.

Fuck the mixer, just drink the whiskey.

One good case of real food poisoning caused me to smash that average about a year ago. I puked more in three days than any 50 people have in their lifetime combined. Days of puking and shitting endlessly. It was so bad I have a phobia now about other people handling my food. I cant even make...

Sometimes, you just gotto go oldschool.

Where I live in the south, it is common knowledge that feral pigs are radically invasive and do massive damage to farm land and the local eco system. You don't need a license to hunt them and you get bounty payments for providing proof of kills to the dept. of fish and game.

I thought this thread was about shit that is supposed to be unbelievable. Take your plausible and highly likely story somewhere else.

By burning more calories than you are taking in.

That's kind of what I was imagining.

This needs to be turned into a TV show, and at the end of each episode it needs to be J49 sitting down at his computer typing this stuff out on a forum, while his inner monologue narrates as the credits roll.

My advice would be to get a property attorney as soon as possible.

I am real busy with school, and work right now. However, I plan on diving right back in as soon as the content update hits.

I get that man, and agree with you. IT people should absolutely not be assholes, they are definitely there to support normal business operations. However, you said it yourself, they are a cost center, and in your scenario if they do work without it being entered into the system then they have no...

I think the problem is that Hoss thinks that all IT workers are Tier 1 support. Which is far from accurate, and even then fucking few people are qualified for even that.

I would love to see "nearly anybody" manage Exchange or private cloud services or even something easy like routing and other basic infrastructure maintenance.

Shit, I get grumpy if my wife hasn't made any fresh bread to make my toast with. Don't go thinking that I am an asshole towards my wife either, I bake all kinds of shit for us to snack on. It's just that she is amazing at making bread.

I tried out some real bounty hunting like Quineloe. It didn't go as well, all three of the million + bounties I caught up to logged off before I could finish them.

I had to settle for homemade chocolate ice cream because I was out of my homemade butter pecan and mint chocolate chip.

You like cocaine...Warhol's are implied. Bet you have a BMW too. Edit: Or some sort of Acura or Audi type vehicle.

This red pill shit is ridiculous. It is entirely possible to be successful with women without being a little bitch, and without resorting to being an asshole.

The worst are the ones that cannot explain to you what gluten is if you ask them about it.

I miss the days when Slopey's tool skimmed data from the game. I fucking suck at manual trade route finding. Combat doesn't pay enough. I haven't tried mining yet. It's a good damn thing that I enjoy playing space trucker, otherwise I would be upset with my purchase.

I've read most of the thread and I might have missed it, if so sorry. J49, would you mind if your wife was getting some action on the side similar to your habits?

I had to watch a commercial today during playback of a show I put on the DVR because the remote control was too far away to reach without moving my body.

Opening up a new jar of peanut butter when there is still peanut butter left in the bottom of the old one, because it is too much of a pain in the ass to dig out bottom of the jar peanut butter.

Why does everyone hate on Brad trying to find backers? Every man deserves hookers and blow.