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    FOHSS consider following

    I thought I"d give overdue appreciation for everything this board has done... in my own way. From the Houses" recommendations that have stuck with me even years later, to the /facedesks in the Girls thread. From the lipstick-scribbled "FoHSS" on some random camho"s titties, to yet another...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    {edit}: Mageling got to it before I did. <3 Sounds to me like you didn"t know the other"s "love language" - the most efficient, minimum-effort-for-maximum-payoff way that you can show your partner you love them. Basically, there"s five categories: Acts of Service - doing a "to-do" out of...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah. You know absolutely nothing about abuse dynamics. But more importantly, I"m pretty sure Ravvenn and I could make shitting on anyone"s chest interesting and awesome.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Absolutely. Wasn"t saying there isn"t - in fact, that was the point I attempted to make in the first place by illustrating the degrees of involvement that could"ve been taken. The one lump-summing the situation/response (by implying lack of involvement is best because of potential physical risk...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Knowing the Bill Burr skit you"re talking about... that view disturbs me. Sorry. I understand your point about risking your life for someone who is just going to spit on your effort by going back to the douchebag anyway, but there would"ve been been plenty of ways for Brad to step in if he...
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    There"s a lot of cock in each other"s mouths going onright now.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ... what? Why not?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just wait for the long arm of the child support system. Along with the fist, elbow, and half the shoulder, I"m sure we"ll be seeing penetration eventually. Dunno. When I was a kid, I used to save still-living bugs that got caught in my pool. Not saying Brad"s a butterfly with his wings wet or...
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    FOHSS consider following

    Heh. Well, uh, for the glory of the empire... I shall do my best to procure a male heir to the throne per the coronation agreement. After the fifth useless daughter I"ll frustratedly mount a coup against the King that"ll divide loyalties, tear our country asunder, and eventually inspire an...
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    FOHSS consider following

    Waiting him out, basically. They announced before the talk that Bill wasn"t taking book signings or autographs or anything after the lecture, so I didn"t think this"d work to be honest. But one of the ushers said which door of the building he"d leave out of on the way to his car. Waited there...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ? Posted a little bit ago in this very thread. {edit}: Beaten by Tarrant.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Since you don"t appear to be interested in emotional answers like "guilt from lack of respect" or axioms like "honesty must be a bedrock for a relationship", etc.: You"re a Pokemon trainer, collecting badges and trying to wade through the smallest amount of grass necessary to lessen the chance...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Work-wise, you"re now in the position of what your ex used to have - a guy"s balls willingly dropped into an open hand. Go higher. It"ll work.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What, specifically, do you disagree with?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Some people might say that you dating three "serious" girlfriends before age 19 for "a few months" (oh man) is absolutely a legitimate excuse to question your opinion on dating,specifically. Dating and defied-all-odds relationships like yours are, as you"ve noticed, two completely separate...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t look at it as a control issue, because it"s not. People operate best within guidelines - and you do her afavorby saying it"s business-casual, formal, whatever. Good women like looking good for their men in public, and the idea of committing a fashion faux pas by not dressing...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Looks like Dabamf has an ass like a wall in my old apartment - very slightly bowed outward from termites. Her back might as well be on her thighs. Dianetics: The one who does the breaking up doesn"t get to tell the other person how they should handle the aftermath. If she requests that you...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve got to give credit to xXx.B.A.L.Titan.L.E.R.xXx. That rebuttal is so surreal, it"s like being trapped in an M.C. Escher room. You don"t know where to start.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, yeah. I know it"s popular to criticize/blame the girl more for being a cheating whore if she sleeps around while in a relationship, and I"ve done my share of mocking bitches here (who might not have honestly deserved it due to skewed story-telling), but seriously. You, sir, are a grade...
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    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    ... Posting in epic thread.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    {edit}: Oh [LVC], keep on keeping on. Just sign it next time instead of rushing to my profile to admire your oh-so-witty handiwork. Makes you look like less of a cum-guzzling pussy. Who is your ex, exactly?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No way I"ll maintain that streak indefinitely, so I"ll quit while I"m ahead: Tyenisgay.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If you really believe that it took her a mere month to get over you and your extended relationship, instead of the likelihood that she"d known about this guy and pondered on how she"d rather be with him long before the break-up... well, okay. *shrug* I"m all for mental/written repetition of...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lost:So, tonight. One of my ex"s friends got DPed by a man attached to a giant cock the size of aychamo"s ego and another guy with a dick as small as Ravvenn"s balls are large. Right on the dance floor. To Miley"s "Party In The USA". She was also on drugs. But guys, she yelled at me,me, to throw...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You just took my Worf virginity. I cried, yes. But they werehappytears. {edit}: It took me this long to realize... I love you.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, Eomer. Don"t get me wrong. I said to some girls it "wouldn"t be a big deal", but to others (the kind I"d personally want to attract if I were a guy, anyway), such a thing would behuge. I know you didn"t pay for it, that"s why I put "cost" in quotes. Even if you retroactively explain to her...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ah, hard to tell. A year ago she looks fine, but the first pic... bleh. Those dumb tops with the elastic under the boobs and the fabric falling all over the place just makes women look pregnant. Unless they are, they shouldn"t be wearing "em. Not flattering and difficult to tell her body shape...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Put up the pictures and we"ll be the judge of whether you"ve just been duped by an extreme Myspace angler.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If I told you that I could predict, with 100% certainty, what day and year you would die, would you want to know? Some people say yes, other people say no. The answer doesn"t change that day and year one bit. Some just want it to remain hidden, for whatever reason. Same goes for not wanting to...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    A little tired, Pasteton, so bear with me. There"s a multitude of examples that can be used next, but I believe you"ll get my meaning. Do you consider yourself "so honest" that you"ll tell your girlfriend that a dress she loves looks hideous on her? Are you so "direct" that you"d ever tell...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It sounds like you"re pretty scared of screwing up: her knees must be so un-sharp that they"re concave. Covering new ground (Tarrant and Simas both brought up good points to keep in mind): you can"t possibly appear creepy when she was the one who contacted you first. The whole situation is...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lol Ralphus. I wasn"t going to respond initially to that vapid "hay guys ALL AS ONE" or whatever non-paraphrased American Inventor shit you initially spouted, but apparently your delicate yeast-infected vagina is so rubbed raw over a signed neg internet that you HOLY SHIT E-RETALIATED. Haha, all right...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Whyme, your ideas are intriguing. I"d like to subscribe to your newslett-- mass Powerpoint mailings.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Jayblah: Last paragraphs do indeed run that risk of alienating girls (aka tripping at the finish line), but I personally believe yours does not. I don"t think that last sentence sounds desperate, especially considering you just laid out what you wanted rather forcefully in the previous three...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"d be right. You"ve already shown in your profile that you"re sarcastic, no sense in reiterating it again. Besides (and I realize it"s a figure of speech), nothing good can come of insinuating your target"s minds are "little". Haka: Other than all the "I"s, a giant thumbs-up! Quite a...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    On a board of misogynists, that"s the best compliment there is. Thanks. For every society that now doesn"t have any semblance of female empowerment, there is another society (usually of the matriarchal type) where women are expected to be at the helm of relationships. I"d actually agree...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    True. I guess I"m just adverse to flowers. They"re pretty to look at, indeed, but after the initial "Ooh roses!" reaction I"d look at those four bouquets and think, "Each one cost 15-20 bucks, probably. That"s $60-80 bucks thatcould havebeen spent on 10 late night munchies runs, or three-four...